The Perfect Food
Our nosh of choice - the bar - is unparalleled in its perfect union with the game of golf.
It is hermetically sealed, not stored on some metal roller, unpackaged and glistening, for an unknown amount of time.
It provides hundreds of flavor and texture options yet ALWAYS pairs perfectly with filtered water.
It provides sustained energy both at the starter’s house and at the turn.
It fits neatly in any pocket of your bag.
It improves pace of play.
It remains stable through adverse weather and course conditions.
Indeed, too few players measure up to the humble bar!
The Perfect Measure
Every golf experience is unique.
Golf experiences are delicious and nourishing - but sometimes disgusting.
These hold whether you are chipping into the 5-gallon bucket in your backyard or enjoying a long golf weekend with old friends.
To compare experiences based on an objective rating misses the point - and Sweet Lord - it’s BORING.
People are subjective. Numbers and stars all end up meaning something different to everyone, and they don’t predict whether you will enjoy yourself anyway.
So, we’re using bars as a measure.
This may not make a lot of sense to a lot of people, but neither does golf.
Let’s just roll with it, shall we?